Guys, no matter how cool or original you think it’s going to be, please never get your nipples tattooed. The chances are if the thought’s in your head, you’re probably intoxicated. It’s probably best to sober up and you’ll come to realise how dumb you were – anyway it’s going to hurt like hell. “Bro! Bro! I totally have a brilliant idea! What if… what if I was to get Waldo tattooed so it looks like he is poking from behind my nipple?” “Bro! That’s the best idea ever!”
Then again, as terrible of an idea nipple tattoos are, they are quite hilarious to look at as you cringe. Introducing our top ten of the worst yet slightly amusing nipple tattoos ever.
1. Behold! I Am The Titty Bear
2. Hey There, Gringo!
3. Get Your Own Ham
4. Disabled Access
5. Huston, We Have Landed On Nipple
6. Ah, That’s Where Waldo Hides
7. I Canny Hold It Much Longer, Captain
8. Hello, Sir! How Is Sir Today?
9. Yeah, Boy, Do You Like What You See?
10. I Am The Nipple Wizard
