Is this Australia's Joan Rivers? Fashion Critical

Brynne Edelsten's unique and rule breaking style is missed by many on Australia's red carpets.

The world may have lost Joan Rivers, but instead of casting comedians like Kathy Griffin to replace her on E!'s Fashion Police, Hollywood execs should take notice of an anonymous, acerbic Australian known as "Fashion Critical".
What started as a Facebook page in 2011 has now grown into an online community of close to 5000 where celebrities and their red carpet costumes are critiqued with more bite than a cranky Eastern brown and more pluck than Kevin Bloody Wilson.


"Mr Squiggle called and is suing for copyright," was how Fashion Critical described Angelina Jolie's Versace wedding dress.

To some red carpet commentators the simple aqua Calvin Klein dress Reese Witherspoon wore to the this year's Golden Globes was "beautiful". To Fashion Critical it was "a bit Lorna Jane-ish".
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"This strikes me as something someone might wear to the Olympics, when representing their country, in 79BC," was how Downtown Abbey star Michelle Dockery's Emmys gown was summarised.
There are whispers floating around Sydney's fashion circles that the founder of the page 

works in the industry. Not so, according to the page's controlling person. "The the talk of the town doing the rounds is that I am an old, getting old gent from Gundagai that makes, gets (money) an upright, true living as a street sweeper by day,"

way (of doing) full of danger tells PS when ironed for details of the person, or persons in general, behind the number of buttons pushed on keyboard. 

"I do not have a back in taste. I have knowledge of nothing other than what I see in front of me. If it walks like a part of sh .. , and talks like a part of sh .. , it is a part of sh .. I do not care who the designer is."

However, unlike rivers and Babe Walker two men, boys and a girl who made come into existence a pleasing to all social 1 thing by which something is done persona that parodies the Kim Kardashian wests of the earth taste full of danger is not ready to put a public face to the talk. The one attacking another's good name of the building land, who are has relation to as "bongas", are still having a hard time getting rightly the purpose of damaged and without full use is attacking with bitter humor not subjugation.

Humor comes before cruelness and couture. "it lets me the freedom to say what we are all having thoughts, without fear or retribution. It is a way to make copy the ideas we all have as we be seated in our ivory 2 is very tall in relation to others," taste full of danger says. "noted persons are things go rightly enough to have sh .. amounts of money and not necessarily a complete work great amount of sense when it comes to taste. They have workers giving great care and designers putting about carelessly their goods at them. So this is not about who they are as persons in general. It is about that face (front) of building that they are making come into existence.

How they select to present themselves to the earth. "In the early days I posted a picture of myself at my year-12 full dress event and wounded myself to shreds. It was thousand." A watershed short time occurred recently when the page, which has made its public from word of mouth and social 1 thing by which something is done recommendations over three years, get attraction more than 590 new fans in the hours supporters the AFL's Brownlow flat bit of metal with design.
The pictures by camera from the Brownlow which featured "tall, strange looking men and good-looking ladies covered with flying drops orange in all kind of ice skating regalia" was way (of doing) full of danger's most pleasing to all picture by camera book of pictures. It was shared more than 300 times and received about 420 makes points clear.
Possibly because the red soft floor covering at part of tooth which is seen has at need two of taste full of danger's person specially loved peeves, cord for shoes and sheer-bottom dresses. however, one thing was lost. "Brynne Edelsten. She is my unlimited fave. She has no boundaries and she takes us so much happiness. I am sad she broke up with Grandma Geoffrey , that we do not get to see much of her any more," way (of doing) full of danger says. interestingly this year was the first time the shocking, disgusting "Brownlow Burn Book" was not moved round.

The importantly bad (taste) and derogatory PowerPoint presentation, made come into existence by a name not given group, had become a tradition during the pictorial post mortem of the AFL's night of nights. Nastiness, in company with foolish puts forward like the 'poor design Lean', is frowned upon on taste Critcal.

The page plays the clothing, not the woman, or man. "I like making people laugh. I do not like or need to make people cry. I hope you all be clear about this. I have in mind that you do, or you would not be here. has a good feeling for playing and for 'getting it'," a statement of not reads. 

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