Jay Z and Beyoncé are in France. And, as the saying goes, when in France do as the French do. So, when game time rolled around for the Champions League between Paris Saint-Germain and Barcelona, Jay and Bey called up their pal David Beckham to accompany them for a day of real, proper football.
Now, since Beckham is the former midfielder for Paris Saint-Germain, all was not lost on his end. He knows this game. He breathes it. He is it. The Knowles-Carters, however, seemed...perplexed. And, understandably so. Sitting next to David Beckham would befuddle the most confident of man. Sitting next to David Beckham watching his former team play the sport he helped popularize? Grown men would weep.
And, no matter how cool, calm, and collected the World's Royal Couple appeared, there was just no hiding the addled state of the situation.
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